If I were...

This post has been circulating the blog world for a while now but I thought I'd give it a try myself:

Picture from here.

If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be the moments just before sleep.

If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea urchin (bad-assed and hard to eat).

If I were a direction, I’d be North, always staring straight ahead.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy bed.

If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond or sapphire.

If I were a tree, I’d be a Eucalyptus tree, so I'll smell nice.

If I were a tool, I’d be a makeup brush.

If I were a flower, I’d be an orchid.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a light Spring shower.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.

If I were a color, I’d be pink.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Happiness.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.

If I were a sound, I’d be a giggle.

If I were an element, I’d be air.

If I were a car, I’d be any type of convertible.

If I were a food, I’d be sweet and sour pork.

If I were a place, I’d be a lavender field.

If I were a material, I’d be silk or tulle.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like nutella.

If I were a scent, I’d be freshly brewed coffee.

If I were an animal, I’d be a bird, so I can randomly poop on people.

If I were an object, I’d be a pair of glasses and help someone see.

If I were a body part, I’d be the pinky.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a blush.

If I were a song, I’d be "Let's get out of this Country" by Camera Obscura.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be high high heels.